In his ‘Intimate Indeed’ sessions, reporter Bobby Rundfunk flirts with the borders of modern day journalism. This week: an enticing chat with
CEO Dick Weyls.
BR: Dick, you’ve been managing Bearhole with an iron fist since 2010. How do you feel about that?
Dick Weyls: Excited, Bobby. Excited and bored. Actually, more bored than excited.
BR: Might I proclaim that the ‘iron fist’ is rusted?
Dick Weyls: You might, Funkerbob, but that doesn’t make much sence to me.
BR: I’m referring, of course, to your way of managing Bearhole, which you do with a strong hand.
Dick Weyls: And what has iron got to do with this?
BR: It’s just a saying, Dick.
Dick Weyls: Well Bobby, I don’t like your crappy sayings. Now get out of my office before I slap you with my iron fist.
BR: Thank you for your time. (confused)