• A Year In Retrospect

    A year in retrospect might be
    the last thing on your mind
    But in the shape of prose it can
    become one of a kind

    The stocks are bad and sales went down
    Argh! What a disaster
    But we’ve got Grimhoofd Broodzwaard
    and Air Brundfunk flying faster

    A Best Kept Secret review
    Homebaked comics plain to see
    Stop nagging ’bout more content
    And remember Bearhole’s free

    So cuddle up, snuggle down
    and call me Jebediah
    Let the year that is to come
    be blessed with warm desire

    Your pungent Dick,
    Weyls – CEO

  • Summoning of the Bear

    Winter has passed
    the bear, at last
    Showing his claws
    and paws and past
     
    Emerge from your hole!
    as legends foretold
    Uncover your beauty!
    for men to behold
     
    – Summoning of the Bear, circa 334 BC