Dear aficionatron,
Now, more than ever, our societal climate implores me to address you in the most urgent of manners. It is without any shadow of a doubt a time in which the vital essence of our wellbeing should be assessed as a top priority. Do I observe this sufficiently in everyday life? Yes. But is there room for refinement? Not by a long shot.
Ambiguous as this may sound, the reality remains that critical action is needed, if only to absorb the emergent measures yet to be unfolded. As always, I will serve as your noble shepherd when push comes to shove. Your faithful gatekeeper; your indispensable source of connaissance.
Stay alert,
Weyls Dickobardus Willhelmsfeund
