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Weyls worried as staff ignore memos

Uproar at the Bearhole Headquarters this morning as it turns out staff members are systematically ignoring all memos send out by CEO Dick Weyls.

BABIDWANA HQ – Uproar at the Bearhole Headquarters this morning as it turns out staff members are systematically ignoring all memos sent out by CEO Dick Weyls.

The discovery was made earlier this week at the monthly staff meeting, where Weyls referred to memo B-237, receiving only silence and a cricket sound from the attendees.

Dick claims to be “deeply saddened” by the lack of staff discipline, and is said to be contemplating a short 3-to-6 month leave to the Bahama’s to think things through.

Meanwhile, the CEO released a short memo to address the issue (see below).

Memo nr. B-394
CONCERNING: The reading of memos

Staff,

It is brought to my attensh that memos are systematically ignored at staff level.

With this memo I want to stress the importance of all previous memos. I urge you to get your shit together, and when that filthy work is done take a shower and then read the memos.

yours angry,
Dick

Just write what your thinking right now!