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Dick orders huge amount of snow

In a trademark act of pure lunacy, CEO Dick Weyls has ordered 5000 tons of premium Alpine snow to create skiing opportunities at the Bearhole Headquarters.

In a trademark act of pure lunacy, CEO Dick Weyls has ordered 5000 tons of premium Alpine snow to create skiing opportunities at the Bearhole Headquarters.

“If I can’t go to the Alps, the Alps come to me” laughs Weyls when contacted by the web staff. But it’s a sour laugh, because the Bearhole General Assembly has put a brutal restriction on the CEO’s holidays for 2018. “I totally misunderstood the holiday regime,” explains an apologetic Dick later on. “Apparently, we had 3 official holidays in 2017. I thought we only had to work for 3 days. Tomato, tomato, right!?”

The holiday restriction is sad news for Dick, but great news for snow delivery service Yeti & Sons. The small Swiss company sees a massive rise in profits thanks to this order.  “We’ve been transporting snow all week,” explains top employee Wärner Yeti. “Together with my son Björn Yeti we’ve managed to create a perfect slope next to Mr. Weyls’ office. I am a happy and proud Yeti.”

Current situation at Bearhole HQ: a giant snow mountain is arising as Dick keeps ordering fresh snow.

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